Author: Jonny

It is essentially a silent film with less dialogue than even Rambo III.

In fact, the movie is actually quite influential, which I’ll get into in a bit, and it has some fantastic scenes.

A very young Tom Skerrit, a jacked-up muscle-car driving Keenen Wynn and the high priest of the Church of Satan–Anton LaVey–are all present.

Now, before we go any further, you must know that Herzog had the entire cast hypnotized.

A movie of stunning visual power, it is also an interesting peak into the Mormon concept of heaven.

It’s based on a fairy tail and done as a melodrama and musical, so it uses the logic of all three.

Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.

Crazy/Beautiful. I mean, I went in with my teeth bared and looking to shred.