Author: John Welsh
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S.O.B (1981): Standard Operational Bullshit (Hollywood version)
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Read more: S.O.B (1981): Standard Operational Bullshit (Hollywood version)Let’s get something straight. These youngsters who claim they want to work on movies? That’s not what they want. If, IF, you can get a job, it means long hours, hard work, terrible working conditions…
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Hard Boiled Dicks: Goodnight, My Love (1972)
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Read more: Hard Boiled Dicks: Goodnight, My Love (1972)You’ve seen the types in movies over the years. Tough relentless men, searching out the truth no matter where it takes them. They walk down the mean streets of New York, Denver, Seattle, and yes, LA. They are untouched by the corruption of society, keeping true to their own private code.
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The Rapture (1991): John Welsh is not impressed
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Read more: The Rapture (1991): John Welsh is not impressedI watched this piece of shit based on Cale’s article. Has he gone deaf and blind?
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I, Spartacus (2024)
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Read more: I, Spartacus (2024)A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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A Midwinter’s Tale (1995)
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Read more: A Midwinter’s Tale (1995)An underemployed actor stages a production of Hamlet in order to save a village church from the wrecking ball.
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Inherent Vice (2014)
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Read more: Inherent Vice (2014)Inherent Vice is what Raymond Chandler’s The Long Goodbye would be like is the detectives were the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers (Google it, Gen Xers).
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Man of Steel (2013)
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Read more: Man of Steel (2013)The triumph of production design over story, characterization or common sense.
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Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose (2023)
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Read more: Nandor Fodor and the Talking Mongoose (2023)There is no mention of mongoose speech in the Wikipedia article, especially when it comes to prophesy, small talk, clairvoyance or in the making of long distance phone calls as Gef is apt to place.
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Hearts of the West (1975)
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Read more: Hearts of the West (1975)The mythology of the frontier plays a large role in American life. Whereas ancient civilizations had to dream-up the appearance of Zeus, Thor, Moses or Jesus, we have photographs.
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Wolfs (2024)
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Read more: Wolfs (2024)Here’s the deal: if there is a god, or supreme being or higher power as our friends in AA say, he enjoys a personal hatred for me. Why? I do not know, nor can I imagine.