Author: J.J. Duquesne
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Super Bowl L II Sunday: Ruthless Super Bowl Spectacular Edition
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Read more: Super Bowl L II Sunday: Ruthless Super Bowl Spectacular EditionI type with eyes resembling a sink-submerged wine glass and fail, repeatedly, to convince myself that my autonomic nervous system is not spewing blood into my glottis at the thought of this, our last kickoff together, less than 24 hours away. My face is not flush. My lip is not quivering. Of course not! Its…
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NFL Championship Weekend: What Can Cheeto Do Next Edition
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Read more: NFL Championship Weekend: What Can Cheeto Do Next EditionWho is Stormy Daniels? Note that this is a genuine question, the answer to which will affect my judgment to some degree. So I don’t mean it in a pseudo-philosophical way, like some idiotic Nancy Grace talking head. Nor am I taking the tact of a therapist, like when they say no, really, who is…
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NFL Wildcard Weekend: Lifebuoy For The Commander In Chief Edition
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Read more: NFL Wildcard Weekend: Lifebuoy For The Commander In Chief EditionWell ladies and gentlemen, here we are. Saturday and Sunday bring us the divisional rounds, the first playoff games where everyone starts watching. Typically, anyway. The general idea is that these games feature the teams most likely to play in February, so the casuals come out of the woodwork. Unfortunately, so too do the bandwagon…
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NFL Playoffs: Wild Card Weekend Edition
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Read more: NFL Playoffs: Wild Card Weekend EditionI haven’t read the Wolff book yet. I read the New York Magazine excerpt, of course, and the Axios thing that reads just a little too dismissive, like they’re pissed that they got scooped. As can be seen, they sneer at Wolff for burning sources – and sweet Jesus, did that dude burn some sources…
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NFL Week 17: Holy Hell, is it Really Week 17? Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 17: Holy Hell, is it Really Week 17? EditionNFL Week 17: Holy Hell, is it Really Week 17? Edition Okay, I will Face the Music. Call It What You Want but remember, I am still the New Kid around here, but damn those Games. Let’s Try It Again. I promise that we Got It (The Right Stuff) and Step By Step we are…
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NFL Week 16: The Days Are Getting Longer Again Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 16: The Days Are Getting Longer Again EditionAs if by magic, just like that were back like rebels making trouble, assassins kicking ass on the double. A winning record and an overall winning percentage of 52 subtracting the pushes. No sports book alive is gonna stop us! Eh, or maybe they will. It is a game of chance after all. Obviously I…
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NFL Week 15: Meowy me, Lady Luck Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 15: Meowy me, Lady Luck EditionI certainly hope you can read this. Lord willing the page opens completely before the Super Bowl! Aw, banana oil says the straw man [1]. This is a paper tiger, right? Panic for the sake of it? After all, telecoms are publicly-traded multinational corporations. They were even bound by government oversight when such a concept…
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NFL Week 14: It’s Only a Game Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 14: It’s Only a Game EditionAnd back down to Earth we crash. Some days you’re the stick, some days the drum. As per the rules I won’t apologize for anything but I will admit that I sort of stopped caring about the outcome of the Monday night game when the Ryan Shazier hit took place. It seems trite to say…
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NFL Week 13: Dow Jones 24,000 Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 13: Dow Jones 24,000 EditionNFL Week 13: Dow Jones 24,000 Edition BREAKING: ENTIRE NFL IN HUGE GIGANTIC MEGASCANDAL, LIKE REAL REAL BAD; PAID PROTESTS, CAUSING HURRICANES, PUPPY MURDER, SLIDING INTO DMS, MORE. NEW YORK (RR) Based upon information gathered from highly credible and in no way biased informant, Ruthless Reviews has learned that all of the NFL protests were…
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NFL Week 12: The Iron Bowl Is More Important Edition
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Read more: NFL Week 12: The Iron Bowl Is More Important EditionThanksgiving is upon us! A time for gathering with friends and loved ones and telling tacky jokes about putting up with distant relatives with deplorable political views. Granted, that is the unfortunate reality for some people, though I figure the average Ruthless reader has enough intelligence and self-assurance to just avoid spending time with douchebags…