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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
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Read more: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, MissouriThree Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri. 2017 has been a year for movies that keeps on giving, but one of the biggest presents of all came near the end of the year. Martin McDonagh is a Director that gave us one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, In Bruges, but he has outdone himself with…
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A Meowy Christmas (2017)
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Read more: A Meowy Christmas (2017)I think I’ve finally reached the bottom of the pile, the very worst Christmas Movie imaginable. I present, A Meowy Christmas (2017). This movie is about two animals, Ms. Whiskers and Chuckie, and their owner, an incompetent Detective Wally Griswold. These animals are a cat and a mouse whose mouths do not move and there…
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Lady Bird
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Read more: Lady BirdThe movie Lady Bird was not really on my radar screen as I have been impatiently waiting for Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri to make its appearance in Northern Colorado. Maybe people are still watching Will Ferrell’s latest stinker and the Bad Mom’s Christmas debacle and there is no room for a quality film. I…
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Jack Frost (1998)
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Read more: Jack Frost (1998)Jack Frost (1998) Michael Keaton is one of my favorite actors and I consider him to be in an elite class of Hollywood actors that have performed in the past few decades. His accomplishments range from a dazzling performance in Beetlejuice, to one that won multiple Oscars in Birdman. I think he should have gotten…
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Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988)
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Read more: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988)Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988) O.K., I know what you are thinking and I don’t blame you. This Christmas Review stuff has gone too far. On another, more rational day, I might agree with you. Today is not one of those days as I present Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special (1988). As I sieved through what…
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Tree Man (2016)
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Read more: Tree Man (2016)Tree Man (2016) Christmas is without a doubt the most celebrated, written about and confusing holiday that we celebrate in The United States. This has all been covered before in earlier rants, so I won’t write an essay about how it is a hijacked holiday. It is needless to say that the same people who…
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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
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Read more: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) Oh those wacky Finns! Here at Ruthless we have had a long and strange relationship with Finland. This started it all and the shit-storm still rages 15 years later. Back in the day, viewers from Finland had to report to a special section of the now-defunct Roofless Forum for…
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Krampus (2015)
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Read more: Krampus (2015)Krampus (2015) is the second Christmas Horror movie involving this horned Christmas Devil that I have reviewed this season. I must admit that the old boy is starting to grow on me. Krampus is the mythological half-goat, half-human, who is the Yuletide equivalent of the floggings will continue until morale improves. This Christmas anti-Santa is…
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Bad Santa 2 (2016)
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Read more: Bad Santa 2 (2016)Bad Santa 2 (2016) The original Bad Santa was a hilarious gut-punch to everything traditionally Christmas, from the nauseating movie It’s a Wonderful Life to Santa’s plastic reindeer. Bad Santa 2 was just a 13 year later gut-punch to the viewer, one that no one needed. Sequels, especially much delayed sequels are always suspect, but…
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Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)
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Read more: Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000)Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) The original Jack Frost was a near masterpiece of camp watchability. I guess that it was inevitable that a sequel had to be made. In Jack Frost 2 we again had the star of the show, Sam, the stupid chief. I did the original review…