Author: Devon Pack
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The Monuments Men
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Read more: The Monuments MenThe question is phrased as: is making great art a thing worth dying for? Clooney’s film goes further: is it worthwhile to risk the lives of young men for the sake of preserving great works of art?
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Her (Spike Jonze 2013)
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Read more: Her (Spike Jonze 2013)If you want a vision of the future, as Orwell said, imagine a weeping mustachioed man-child masturbating into the input socket of a sighing iPad- forever.
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Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked Ones
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Read more: Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked OnesThis film’s a ‘ghetto’ rebranding, but more respectful of the inhabitants the barrio than Leprechaun in the Hood.
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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)
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Read more: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013 Ben Stiller version)Cheer up sad sack! All you need to become the actualized person you were meant to be is an unlimited travel budget and lots of money! Good looks help too!
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70s Horror Classics- Black Christmas (1974 Original)
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Read more: 70s Horror Classics- Black Christmas (1974 Original)Rarely has there ever been a vaguer villain than the psycho in this movie. We only see a hand, or a staring eye, or a shadow. But his whimpering, disjointed phone calls are the scariest thing in this movie.
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Anchorman 2: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Read more: Anchorman 2: The Legend of Ron BurgundyUltimately, the film feels more like the Ron Burgundy sketch show than a comedy film. But overall, it’s too disorganized, a grunting stream of non sequiturs thrown out in a desperate chase to dig every vein of comedy gold that can be found.
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The Hobbit 2: The Smaugening
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Read more: The Hobbit 2: The SmaugeningOne of the textbooks symptoms of a bad sequel is one that tries to merely repeat what you liked about the film, while jostling you sharply in the ribs to remind you of what you once enjoyed.
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Ju-On
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Read more: Ju-OnThis is a film about Absolute Hate, a hate so strong and so pure that it spirals ever outward, unfulfilled, all-devouring. The idea of pure human misanthropy being given infinite power- the only constraint being a pure spiteful sadism that insists on tormenting and toying with each individual before dispatching them.
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12 Years a Slave- Film Review
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Read more: 12 Years a Slave- Film ReviewRape of wimpering woman in mid-night, the men forced to stand mute witness. Children forced screaming from mothers. Beatings until the bat breaks. Giant red rents festering on black backs as the cotton-worms crawl. That old Dixie charm, y’all.
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Catching Fire
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Read more: Catching FireI get it, evil future dictators. You like gladiatorial death-matches because they allow you to entertain the public while slaying your opponents. Do you know a better way to kill those two mockingjays with one stone? Play the Benny Hill music as the soundtrack every time you televise an execution.