Month: March 2014
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Knights of Badassdom Review
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Read more: Knights of Badassdom ReviewFuck LARPing. Fuck paintball. Fuck everything.
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Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)
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Read more: Noah (2014 Darren Aronofsky Film)Angry god, dude, flood, boat. Done.
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God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie Trailer
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Read more: God’s Not Dead: Christian Movie TrailerHave you ever watched a mentally disabled person crudely act out a pathetic version of some behavior you recognized as part of your own routine?
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Escape Plan
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Read more: Escape PlanArnold and Sly are beefy Daddies on a prison at sea.
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Robocop 2
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Read more: Robocop 2Waste makes haste. For time is fleeting. A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
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Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night Lights
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Read more: Texas Forever and Ever, Amen: Friday Night LightsI am the friend who will earnestly and sincerely tell you that you should watch Friday Night Lights.
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Muppets Most Wanted
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Read more: Muppets Most WantedDisney is going to be making Muppet movies for the remainder of American, or possibly human civilization. And as the cinematic march of the fuzzy marionettes continues, Muppets Most Wanted will continue to float, lukewarm, in the middle levels of the franchise’s history.
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In Bruges
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Read more: In BrugesIn Bruges. Once in a rare chance you find a relatively obscure movie that is so unexpectedly wonderful that you feel like you have stolen something. We have watched films about unrepentant child-murderers, so what about those who are repentant, and are thrust into a horrible situation by only doing an honest day’s work? We…
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Veronica Mars: The Movie
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Read more: Veronica Mars: The MovieAs compared to other high school reunion comedies, Veronica Mars lacks the self-satire or personal introspection that would enable it to function as a true interaction with the series’ past. It’s a TV movie rather than a movie, feeling more like an extended episode than an actual cinematic continuation.
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Kaze Tachinu (The Wind Rises)
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Read more: Kaze Tachinu (The Wind Rises)Miyazaki’s most mature and introspective film. It’s not a film for every child, but it’s the film to show if you want your kids to dream of being engineers instead of princesses. Kaze Tachinu is to Miyazaki’s career as Ran is to Kurosawa’s- an autumnal, meditative reprise of the director’s major philosophical themes, one that…