Month: May 2009
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The Hit (1984)
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Read more: The Hit (1984)Terence Motherfucking Stamp gets existential.
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Impaler (2007)
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Read more: Impaler (2007)Don’t you dare call it a cape…Jonathon Sharkey has a dream. It’s a typically American dream, and because it involves long odds, hard roads, and swimming against the proverbial tide.
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Life and Nothing But (1989)
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Read more: Life and Nothing But (1989)A philosophical antiwar film from Bertrand Tavernier.
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Angels and Demons (2009)
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Read more: Angels and Demons (2009)The Da Vinci Code was an autistic child; Angels and Demons is a full-blown Downer baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Eight Men Out (1988)
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Read more: Eight Men Out (1988)Baseball grows up.
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Children of the Corn (1984)
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Read more: Children of the Corn (1984)Seriously, how do you fuck up a movie about massacre-happy children?
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Ferris Bueller: Psychopath
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Read more: Ferris Bueller: PsychopathI’d been reading about psychopathy when I saw Ferris Bueller again….
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The Beastmaster
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Read more: The BeastmasterBeastmaster could be a missing book of the Old Testament…why yes, it’s that stupid.
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Two Lane Blacktop (1971)
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Read more: Two Lane Blacktop (1971)Is it a journey if you are going nowhere?
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Hobson’s Choice (1954)
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Read more: Hobson’s Choice (1954)Hobson chooses to surrender his genitalia.