Month: March 2006
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HOME OF THE BRAVE
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Read more: HOME OF THE BRAVEFuck J. Edgar Hoover. In a nation teeming with pricks, assholes, scoundrels, bastards, and SOBs, no one has been worse.
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Distant (Uzak)
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Read more: Distant (Uzak)It is essentially a silent film with less dialogue than even Rambo III.
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Read more: Dodgeball: A True Underdog StoryBut pushed I was, as Dodgeball managed to be even worse than I expected.
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Dogville (2003)
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Read more: Dogville (2003)Why on earth anyone would ever cast Jeremy Davies in anything is beyond me. The man is unfit as a human, much less an actor.
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Don’t Say a Word
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Read more: Don’t Say a WordDon’t Say a Word is wigidy wigidy wigidy whack.
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Donnie Darko
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Read more: Donnie DarkoWhat I find most interesting about Donnie Darko is that the sub plot is a hell of a lot stronger than the actual plot.
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The Doom Generation
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Read more: The Doom GenerationAs an example of all the cinematic terror unleashed by Tarantino in the 1990s, no film approached this atrocity in terms of pure incompetence.
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The Door in the Floor (2004)
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Read more: The Door in the Floor (2004)I highly recommend you get off your well-fed asses and watch it.
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The Shipping News (2001)
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Read more: The Shipping News (2001)That’s the basic story and it’s a bit rickety to begin with, but as it is fleshed out it crumbles.
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Seed of Chucky
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Read more: Seed of ChuckyIf we’re denied human breasts, do we at least get to watch people die?