Month: March 2006

George Clooney is an amazing director.

The truth will get you killed.

What the? Um, all right, so I am cognizant of the fact that I just watched a film, and that moving images jumped around in front of my eyes for about two hours and there was sound and fury and all that, but I have no fucking idea what I just saw. Convoy–which came out…

Alec Baldwin steals this one.

Is Coyote Ugly worse than Crossroads: Maybe

Crazy/Beautiful. I mean, I went in with my teeth bared and looking to shred.

Remember how bad the Spice Girl’s movie (Spice World) was? Crossroads is worse.

It’s based on a fairy tail and done as a melodrama and musical, so it uses the logic of all three.

A movie of stunning visual power, it is also an interesting peak into the Mormon concept of heaven.

Foreign countries are inherently evil, and only by returning to the States can one be fully cleansed.