Big sweaty men! Big noisy guns! Dozens of people getting beaten and slaughtered–per scene! Entire cities razed to the ground! Liberal wimps beware as simple handguns become judge, jury and executioner!

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And the only repercussion is that the Stupid Chief takes your badge and gun for the weekend…

10 TO MIDNIGHT	ABOVE THE LAW	ACTION JACKSON	ALIENS
AMERICAN NINJA	ARMY OF ONE	ASSASSINATION	BEASTMASTER, THE
BEST OF THE BEST	BLACK RAIN	BLOODSPORT	BRADDOCK: MISSING IN ACTION 3:
COBRA	COMMANDO	CONAN THE BARBARIAN	CONAN THE DESTROYER
CYBER TRACKER	CYBORG	DAYS OF THUNDER	DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
DEATH WISH 2	DEATH WISH IV: THE CRACKDOWN	DEATH WISH V: THE FACE OF DEATH	DIE HARD
DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER	DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE	DOUBLE IMPACT	DOUBLE TEAM
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK	EXTREME PREJUDICE	EYE OF THE TIGER	FIREWALKER
FIRST BLOOD	FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER	HARD TO KILL	HEARTBREAK RIDGE
INVASION USA	IRON EAGLE	KICKBOXER	KICKBOXER 2: THE ROAD BACK
KICKBOXER 3: THE ART OF WAR	LETHAL WEAPON	LOCK UP	LONE WOLF MCQUADE
MALONE	MARKED FOR DEATH	MAXIMUM RISK	MCBAIN
MISSING IN ACTION	MISSING IN ACTION 2:	MURPHY’S LAW	NAVY SEALS
NEXT OF KIN	NO DEAD HEROES	ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. I	ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. II
ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. III	ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. IV	ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. V	ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. VI
ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80’S ACTION, VOL. VII	ONE-HIT WONDERS OF 80S ACTION, VOL. VIII	OUT FOR JUSTICE	OVER THE TOP
PREDATOR	PREDATOR 2	PUNISHER: WARZONE	RAMBO
RAMBO III	RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II	RAW DEAL	RED DAWN
RED HEAT	RED SONJA	ROADHOUSE	ROBOCOP
ROCKY III	ROCKY IV	ROCKY V	ROLLING VENGEANCE
S.W.A.T.	SHARKY’S MACHINE	SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO	STEEL DAWN
STONE COLD	TANGO & CASH	THE CUTTER (90S INACTION)	THE DEFENDER (90’S INACTION)
THE DELTA FORCE	THE EVIL THAT MEN DO	THE HANOI HILTON	THE LAST BOY SCOUT
THE PEACEKEEPER (90S INACTION)	THE PERFECT WEAPON	THE PUNISHER	THE RUNDOWN
THE RUNNING MAN	THE THING	THEY LIVE	TODAY YOU DIE (90’S INACTION)
TOP GUN	TOY SOLDIERS	UNDER SIEGE	UNIVERSAL SOLDIER
URBAN JUSTICE (90’S INACTION)	WAKE OF DEATH (90’S INACTION)

Check Out the RUTHLESS TIMELINE of 80s Action

Hundreds of years from now, who will historians consider to be the great men of our era? All politicians have been worthless shills for decades. Nobody cares about contemporary paintings or literature. Most of the great film directors are too ugly to make statues of. Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Bronson, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal and Dolph Lundgren. These are the most important men of our time. In a world where the heroes we are meant to revere are mostly phony anyway, why not remember the real phonies? The stars of the greatest, most violent action movies the world has ever seen and will ever see. This is our testimony, conveying the best the present has to offer to the future.

They are ex-CIA, ex-special forces, current barbarians and renegade cops who play by their own rules. Yet the baddies kill their partners, rape their women,push drugs in their towns and invade their country or planet. This makes the bad guys heroes in a way too. By so obviously facilitating their own demise, the villains of these films set the stage for the novelty deaths and post mortem one liners that drive the 80s Action economy.