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laugh of the year
Look folks,I've been a professional musician most of my life and I'm 48 yrs. old,and never in my wildest dope crazed days and believe me i've been there from the70's till...? No band in all of my carrer as a musician would have been able to get me to wear any fucking clown costumes to go and play a gig. And it aint because I play country music. With that said, it's a shame these guys could'nt meet up with some country boys so they could get a good ole country style ass whoopin' Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
I'm into metal...
Hahaha!!! I am a huge metal fan, but these black metal people are HILARIOUS! Seriously, you'd never catch me dead wearing make-up, pirate boots, or sporting a mullet! At most I'd wear all black and carry a sword-at most. Black metal is built on image-and some funny images at that! If I were Satan I'd be ashamed of my minions acting so childish. By the way, Rob Darken is not only a racist clown, he's also a lousy musician, an attention seeking whore, and a fool. Keep up the good work! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
RAWK!
My god!! No.1 does RAWK!! ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!! HANG OUT WITH YOUR WANG OUT!!! How hardxxxcore is he? ultimate!! and those spikes on the guy in No.2's armbands... phenomonal... christ he is just SO COOL.... Sorry, I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit... I just couldn't help myself... Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Awesome stuff... xD
Okay, so this is the part where black metal goes all "pop out" on us?! Awesome pics except for no. 3 who looked like they were on a school camping trip and had eaten too many artificially coloured and flavoured sweets!! Shame there wasn't a teacher behind them yelling their head off, that would have been far more scary! No. 1 was just disgusting though... xD Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Ok i can understand most of them but NOT DANI FILTH!! and you coments about Cradle of filth were just ridiculous i mean just because your obviously not a fan doesnt mean shit. CRADLE OF FILTH RULE!!! in my eyes. Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Fuck you and your post
WOW YOU SPENT YOUR TIME TO MAKE FUN OF BLACK METAL?!? YOU LOOK ON THE INTERNET TO FIND LITTLE THINGS TO JOKE ABOUT HISTORY MADE BANDS. IF YOU JOKE THERE WHITE MAKEUP THEN YOUR JOKEING KISS; THE ORGIN OF THE IDEA. SO FUCK YOU WITH THIS POST ABOUT DEATH METAL. DIMMU BORGIR ARE LEDGENDS SO FUCK OFF BUDDY Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Get A Life, Bitch!
Some of the comment sounds Ive read sound like a women wrote them. Dissing some of the best metal bands is not that entertaining, it just shows your not a fan. So shut the fuck up, and go read your People Mag. SLAYER RULES SUPREME!! Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
awsome!
Holy crap! I thought Black Metal was supposed to be all evil and shit. All I see hear are a bunch of KISS cock-sucking asshats that spend too much time at Hot Topix. Anybody that thinks this stuff is ACTUALLY COOL-shut up and get back to Sam Goody. You don't know shit. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
heh
Yah, these photos are pretty fucking funny. Of course it's always a pretty weird combination, all metal's spikes, leather and makeup combined with bullshit homophobia. So what's up with insulting both performers AND reviewers by calling them fags or cocksuckers or saying they sound like "women"? Now THAT's lame, unimaginative and behind the times. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
lol?!
the last 1 just kicks ass! i kinda like metal (exept all ARRRRHG DIE DIE BITCH and I EAT Yr MAGGOT EATEN ROTTEN BODY like cob or slayer or all thoose look-at-me-im-evil bands. but t3h #1.. and all of em actually r fckin gay. thoos fuckin kiss kids rock 2 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
gODS OF Rock and Cock??
Site is fuckin awesome! photo #3 needs a bigger cock!!! Droopy fucker Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
good way to pass time
wow. i dont know what this world is coming to. the term "evil" has evolved into a comical one. when did #6 break away from the pentium III guys?? Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
hmm
Last time I checked metal was about raging lyrics guitars, and drums, ... Well maybe not Twisted Sister. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Black Metal downhill
Over the years Black Metal has become more and more mainsteam, Lookiing at the pictures makes me wonder why i still listen to some of this "black metal" its as real and serious as "Cradle of filth". Since when did cradle become from mainstam rubbish to Black Metal anyway?? Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
What a bunch of losers!
It's funny because these people don't realise how ridiculously immature and sad dressing like this is. The joke is indeed on them. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Fuck off
Fuck you Dimmu Borgir is fucking amazing Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Double Standards
Re Graveland: Funny how black metal is reviled for supposedly being racist, while Black 'urban', rap, whatever music is portrayed as being all about 'roots & culture', black pride, etc. I wonder if it's because black metal is played on the whole by White men? Those nasty, nasty white men with no culture. Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
perfect
I thought your comments were the funniest thing I've read in a while until I read the obligatory 'YOUR NOT A FAN SHUT THA FUCK UP' retorts made by people simultaneously missing and affirming your point. Genius works in strange ways Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Yes it fucking is
i love the feedback that's all in capital letters; its nearly as funny as the article itself. indeed, those chaps all look absolutely ridiculous. if any of them turned up dressed like that in my local pub they would have pint glasses rammed into the side of their faces, or a fat man would try to fuck them against the urinal. and deservedly so. erm, slayer rules. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
It's all funny but.....
I cracked up at the previous top 10 black metal photos. But if thats what yr into then so be it. Im a fan of Kiss and I still think they look stupid every now and then. It would be more disturbing to find that the Black metallers were taking themselves seriously with their get up. If they too, can take 10 minutes out of their day to laugh at themselves then the world would be a better place. Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
awesome
is there anything funnier than human stupidity... i think not. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
panda loves the u.s.
b.m. has as much to do with d.m. as w punk. bla bla c.o.f. was a wannabe b.m. act from the start. who went were other's never'd dreamed of in their worst o' mares. let's face it - b.m. started in the mid '80s. it was "reinvented" by bored teen's who discovered rock, horror, occultism, fetishm & make-up. most of them didn't have the slightest idea of what it was. he he. that theese riddiculous farts are brought to the laughing stock is probabaly just a trigger for some. but who cares? we need's a Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
wtf ?
black metal bands ? youve got to be kidding, these are faggoty arsed little kiddies dressed up for halloween or was it their bucks night and their mates got them pissed and dressed them up in the gayest costumes they could find. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
BM
Altho I do love most black metal.. it has to be said they do look stupid sometimes.. and some of them are just wannabies.. forget about the silly costumes and listen to the music.. if you dont like it then fair enough.. its not everyones cup of tea Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
what the!
you fucking cunt! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
FUCK WHOEVER WROTE THIS!!!!!!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING WORDS FOR MAKING A FUN OF BLACK METAL!!!!!!! IF YOU DON't LISTEN,DON't GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IT.MOTHERFUCKER..BLACK METAL RULESS!!! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
CLASSIC
my god, I think i just shit my pants laughing, thanks LOLLL Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Immortal rules
hilarious...even though Immortal is one of the best bands ever,they do look silly.the difference between them and faggots like Dimmu Borgir and Satyricon is that they are having fun and not trying to be scary.fuck make-up wearing sissy faggets like Dani... Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
This is the true face of Black Metal
Pure fucking classic. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Lol.
Funny shit. Even the replys are funny. Their supposed to be evil? or satan worshipping? They look more like 1930's transexuals to me. Try some real devil worshipping music kids. DeiCide for example :) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
your still an idiot
you are an idiot. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!
I love Black Metal and this is the funniest shit I've seen in a Long time from reviews to feedback (c.o.f does NOT count as black metal). Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
awesome review
GREAT REVIEW!!! especially the bit about cradle of filth. they aint black metal, but opportunity to fuck them over is always good. to all u scene kids who love COF, take this opportunity to go join dani filth and the cradle of FAGS!!! anyone who disagrees with the info in this review isnt a metal fan. btw A t3am killer, u need to go a find a fuckin metal dictionary and look up the difference between black metal and death metal. theres a fuckin huge difference!!! also, to all those mayhem fans, i Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
MUHAHAHAHA!
Excellent review! I laughed my ass off! Especially 'Children of Finland' was hilarious. The whole black metal genre is a big joke and all those very scary wannabe satan worshippers look like biggest dumbasses ever. As they are. Anyone listening black metal seriously is a total clown. The old skool heavy metal and tough industrial metal RULES. Keep up the good work in Ruthless Reviews! You're are the best, ever. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
my sides hurt!
Is it just me or does the bloke from demon burger look like casper the friendly ghost? Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Holy shit on a stick
Why do so many bands think it's metal to dress up like ICP? I want to f'n kill every single band member in the top ten. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
LOL!
haha.. Seems like ppl does'nt get your point. Your site is all about makeing ppl pist off! Haha, i love the konsept. keep on rockin' biatches.! Cheers! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
666
Fuck all rules!!! it seems like im the one frome east here!!! will am frome jordan and if u dont like that fuck u too!!! 'Vrangsinn’s Ass 'is the best Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
You suck
Lol just because you listen to hair metal you nosacked queer doesn't mean you should hate on other forms of real instrument playing bands. Go bang to somemore Dokken you dumbfuck queer. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Black metal in my heart,soul,eyes,nails,thyroid......toilet!!
Fuck you and your fucking words, Mummy they making a fun of Black steel!!!!!!! IF YOU DON't LISTEN,DON't GIVE A DAMN ABOUT IT.My Mummy will say you to stop befor you go!!!BLACK METAL is the way of life if you don't understand that,niether and I. Good bless you all of you!!! P.S.I was born with pentagram on my ass,but my mummy say dog bite me when i was.......i must go. By the way GREAT PHOTOS!!!!! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
it's all tragedy
this is a funny list really.when i read,i laughed but sorry especially for finland children.black metal has no future!normay black metal should live forever! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
exelente articulo¡¡
this I articulate on the 10 black metal but ridiculos estubo brilliant jajaja chingon, in serious¡¡¡¡ Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
excellente
just great,ppetty much confirms how silly. pretentious,etc the death metal scene has become Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
FUCKIN AWESOME
wow i'm a huge metal fan and i listen to more than half of the bands up here but i must hand it to you, this is fucking great. you did an awesome job at this. for the rest of you metal heads that are bitching, you guys need to find a sense of humor. cradle or filth and dimmu borgir USED TO BE legends. now theyre sellouts. i agree 100% with that galder comment, what a jackass. "garyw says just great,ppetty much confirms how silly. pretentious,etc the death metal scene has become" dude youre a Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
STPUID BLAK METUL FANZ
You do know that when you type in all caps and display an abyssmal command of the english language, people definately take notice of your profound sentiments. By the way, are you the one with the fuck-me boots on or the guy with the fat ass? Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
holy...sorry...unholy shit!
wonder how much time these guys spend putting on their makeups...and wht their dressing up session is like; "those spike look shorter than vulture lord's, i need longer nails"...otherwise satan will crucify me!...lol... Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
LOL
"black metal Mongolian warlord with fuck-me pirate boots" My tomach is sore from laughing so hard at that line. Fucking classic. These youngbucks in here are crazy.BM is great but dressing up like an evil mime at the age of 37 is played out. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
People gotta chill
I love b.m. and I think this sight is hilarous. The pictures are amazing. All the angry bm fans posting hateful gibberish should get a sense of humor (and an imagination), and the homophobes (most likely latent homosexuals with intense self-loathing) who call b.m "gay" should just just chill out. It's just pictures and music. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
hmm
I do enjoy black metal, but take it totally yongue in cheek. the image is nessesary because it sells, and makes the music more atmospheric. for instance you couldn't have Mcfly look alikes singing "Unsilent Storms in the north Abyss" but there is a point where grim passes over a line into the utterly absurd. This ^^^ is the result. Hilarious Fools Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Ohhh yes!
And what on earth is Abbath doing? What kind of pose is that? It looks like he’s about to be hit by a bus and Horgh, unable to rescue him, is on the sidewalk screaming, “Nooooooooo….” Hahaha, YES! This is classic! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
These guys suck ...
Hi! I am big hard'n'heavy fan ... But all these guys really SUCK, trying to get attention with this fucking costumes and shit ... They do this, cause they simply ... CAN'T PLAY!!!!!!!!!! If they could - they wouldn't need to attract us with bullshit! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
And furthermore
I keep looking for the Bush administration here. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
awsome
Mate, THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME. I THINK I JUST SHIT MY INSIDES OUT COZ I LAUGHT SO HARD. YOUR NEAR AS FUNNY AS THE BLACK METAL SCENE ITSELF. ANY SERIOUS BLACK METAL FANS DON'T SEE THE FUNNY SIDE. GO KILL YOURSELFS CUNTS. BILLIOUS BILL!!! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Blatent Homos
Holy shit man!!! These have got to be the BIGGEST no pussy getting,closet homo, D&D playing, ball draining cum bags I have ever seen. Are they trying to look tough? They look like gay pirates. Also Cradle of Semen, suck enlephantitis infected dog balls and so do there fans. I would like to see those Finland kids show up at a Blood for Blood show.Just goes to show you how fucking gay the Vikings and thier ancestors are, in the immortal words of the Showcase Showdown..."Fuck you Norway" Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Ha-Fucking-Ha
Yes, yes...I'm a black metaller. Sure, I love the amazing art of black metal, but these guys are just fucking stupid! And, by the way, the only album Cradle of Filth ever labelled as black metal was "The Principle of Evil Made Flesh"...and that was actually black metal. But still... It's idiots like these that make me regret being a black metaller. But despite all the pointless idiocy, let's not forget that it's entertainment, nothing else. And if stupid pictures like these entertain Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
wow
Black Metal for me is about the music and not the image. I really wish my favorite bands would stop dressing up like clowns and taking themselfs so seriously. Personally it just makes me laugh Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
fuck you you fucking piece of shit
you are a fucking piece of shit, if i knew who you were and where to find you i would beat the shit out of you. you just dont like good music and are gay so your making fun of ausome shit to make yourself feel better you fucking fagget, immortal is fucking ausome and same with cradle of filth and you are a fucking faggot for saying that cradle is like marilyn manson you are just a fucking piece of fucking shit Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
OMGWTFBBQ
Everyone leaving the comments saying "OmG whaT bUnCH Of gaY FAGgots" or "ThESE guYs NeeD a tOby keitH StyLe ASS whOOpIn'" is honestly full of shit, Horgh could just jack knife power bomb you guys. Anyways, I actually have a msall black metal project going, so naturally, I lvoe this music, but my God, over-the-top BM pics are great. Grat article. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Oi fuck you
Fuck off you fucking piece of Americanish shit, black metal rules, and I know you piece of shit don't like em cause of those pics. Get back to listen to your "real" music like some fucking Britney. Ps. Fuck off you narrowminded piece of dick! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
foocking hilarious
i am a fan of black metal yet i find this hilarious, i am a fan of all of these bands, yet i find this hilarious! all you that think this guys a twat just fucking get a life!!! this is funny shit Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Funny..but
This is all funny, but you're trying way too fucking hard. Everyone knows some people laugh at "corpse paint", just like people laugh at Wicca and all that other crap. Anyone can write up a "Top Ten Funniest Black Metal Pictures" and add nouns discribing how they look. The only funny one was the Taake one. Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
SATAN
WHAT YOU DOOD DON'T LIKE IS SATAN (BUT I CALL HIM STAN AFTER MY BASSIST BUDDY WHO CALLED UP ALEISTER CROWLEY BY READING A COPY OF KERRANG BACKWARDS)ROCKS THE ASS, AND BLACK METAL IS ABOUT GUYS ROCCKING THE ASS OFF ALL THOSE LAME PUSSIES WHO DON'T REALLY SEE THAT THE DARK LORD IS KING OF THIS WORLD. Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
So Sad
Alot of these aren't so funny, but more or less just bitchy. The only one I laughed at was the BM pirate. Dani Filth was a cheap swing and the guy in #7 looks fucking awesome, #5 is just disgusting, I think somehow now I'm even more put off Carpathian Forest and I think we should more gimps in BM. You're 1st list was alot better. Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
Dumb
Nice fashion tips in #3. Queer. "Listen kids, to do this right you’ve got to cut back on the white and add more black; black lips only make you look like a faggoth. You need some around your eyes to look evil. No fucking top hats and no In Flames shirts, unless you’re aiming for the Demon Burger look. Which is bad. Additionally, no god damn black fingernails either!" I mean...dude, i strongly believe your butthole has been completely smashed in from repeated homosexual romps, that it ha Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
jkkjk
dude cradle of filth is the best the rest am all doez shit blak metal bands man Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
u StUpId MoTHeRFuCkEr!!!!!!!!
what do u think you are??? cof arent a black metal band..so what?? are u even in to metal?? u glided cunt.. go and die u don't deserve to live Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
bwahaha
bwahahahaha... this is awesome. the music of black metal is hit and miss, as far as i'm concerned, but the style's just plain ridiculous, when you get to the point where your armbands have 18 inch nails and if you ever actually hit someone with them, they'd just bend over and not even hurt. and of course the best part is how most of the comments are completely, literally unintelligable because they've only got one correct spelling apiece. ROCK ON SOLDIERS OF SATAN! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
wow! :)
I love black metal, but these guys... OMG :) great article :) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
1st list
Where's the original top10? I couldn't find it! Bring back the original top10! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
thanx
thanx Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Even something more funny
Well I have to agree some of these pics are quite funny but as for black metal sucking I must disagree. It's obvious who the americans posting here are. The ones who can only think of KISS when it comes to face paint. Try listening to the music sometime. It isn't anything like KISS. I guess with the US its all about image so if anything doesn't follow with what the major radio so called metal stations are playing then it has to suck. As for the individuals who feel the need to totally rip Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
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monkey piss Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
hails!
several years after, this review is still fuckin hilarious! too bad stupid fucks (cradle of filth fans) ruin it! do another one! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
¬¬!
Hey folks this fucking top10 is about pictures not the fucking music, have some sense of humour. Even after my 985064210th visit to this site i'm still laughing to this \m/ Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Humorous
Unholy shit, people. I read about half of the feedback, and decided that was well over enough stupidity... 1st: Deicide is not "devil worhsipping" music. 2nd: Those of you "black metal" fans trying to defend some sort of honor by capsing Dimmu - just die now. Obviously you don't see that this man is a black metal fan himself to some extent, to have put this together. 3rd: Scoffers, making remarks of 'hot topic' and 'wanna be evil' such: there are only two bands on this list that were anywher Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
this is shittttttt
black metal fucking sucks. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
fucking fantastic
Although I do love me some black metal, jesus fuck do these dudes look silly. Especially Cher. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
POKA SAN PEDRINO
LLEGASTE HASTA AK POKA??? VISTE A ESTOS SUCIOS!!!!!!!!!!! JA JA Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Black metal really is rediculous AND...
"I guess with the US its all about image so if anything doesn't follow with what the major radio so called metal stations are playing then it has to suck." Who ever said this is just as ignorant as the people posting "BLAK METUL RULLZ U SUK \m/" comments and knows nothing about the USA and should keep his fucking outh shut. NATIONALIST BASTARD. *ahem* Sorry, just had to get that out. :D Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Pathetic and not even funny.
I agree with Lady in Black. Only one or two of these pics are actually funny, most of them are just picky. I dont listen to any of the bands here apart from Cradle of Filth and a bit of Immortal. Ther'es nothing wrong with the pic of Dani, your just being very silly. Oh and I am into Cradle but I am not 'scene'. CoF is called Metal, capiche? Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Great Job
This shit is so hilarious, I am a fan of black metal myself and it is good to laugh at yourself at times. I dont see why all these other black metal fans are bitching so much, come on get a sense of humor. So all in all great work. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
...metal fan finds list hilarious
i am a huge metal fan! but sometimes black metal bands get cheesey.....it's cool to paint your face and it's cool to wear armor......but wearing heavy face paint and being covered in armor at the same time is just overkill! i don't understand why people complain about this list i think it's hilarious and i'm a fan of black metal! please do another list! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
meh
i did laugh pretty hard at first, but a few things: although galder's faces are hilarious, i really dont get the whole dimmu bashing. they rose to heights no other black metal has, what exactly do you consider selling out? all bands have merchandise, tour for money, have a recording company, and release more music. they've managed to do the best job at all of the above i guess, its not like they're covering britney spears and post movies on youtube. do their lyrics reflect current trends, like i Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
FUCK YOU!
Don't you have anything else to do, than making fun of cool metal bands? Just because you CAN'T make metal, does not mean that you can Make fun of Metal. fuck you! GET A LIFE, NERD! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
METAl ROCKS, NOT JUST BLACK METAL!
Funny, amazing and disgusting...those are the best adjectives I can give...I love Dimmu Borgir or Demon Burger or however you want to call them. They still rock! And Cradle Of Filth isn't a Black Metal Band...perhaps Melodic Black Metal...but still Metal, and they are really good! You would never dream makeing the music they do...great compositions...because of money...but still great! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
fucking alls
DANI FILTH NO MERECE ETAR AQUI EN ESTA PAGINA EN DONDE SOLO LO EXPONEN A HUMILLARLO Y QUIEN OPINE LO CONTRARIO QUE SE JODA Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
funny shit
I like black metal, and I find these pictures funny, so laugh fuckers. I hate CRADEL OF FILTH, IMMORTAL, and FUCK THOSE KIDS. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
hahahahah
all of those pictures are fuckin funny as well as the text.i love how ppl get offended because you said cradle of filth sux.they do sux bad.i say not even have the picture up there but its still funny.funny fuckin list. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
wow, you guys are stupid..
this guy isnt making fun of black metal (with exception to dimmu and filth) he is just laughing at the pictures, if you dont like black metal, then that is sad. if you like blackmetal and are bashing this then you are obviously way overprotective and think this guy is a retard. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
loved it again
Even when it's bands I like I still love it. There were a few I liked on last years list though this year I think you managed to miss all the bands I like. Can't wait for next years list, keep up the good work. If you got angry about this list... well... be patient, you will develope a sence of humor a few years after you get through puberty. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
holy shit!!! AHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAH! Holy fucking shit these are cool "looks like he's about to get hit by a bus and Horgh, unable to help him, is on the sidewalk screaming 'Noooooo!!'" that was the shit, and Hey! Dimmu Borgir is a Great Band! [not sarcasm] and please don't compare Cradle of Filth to Marilyn Manson, he's a fag. HAHA! Rock out with your cock out? How old were those fucking pants to just rip like that? or was there some hot girl front row and he got a massive boner and then realized it was a guy not a girl Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Heh.
Geez, some black metallists just take things a bit too serious. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
splendid
black metallers should be heard and not seen or not at least like this I think the Immortal one and explanation of the bus scenerio made me chuckle the most Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Hobart is a hole
In reply to the second comment on this site made by the most likely buck tooth hick overalls wearing hill billy which said 'it's a shame these guys could'nt meet up with some country boys so they could get a good ole country style ass whoopin' ' ... Country style ass whoopin? What the hell if that? Fuck you and your country music. Go pitchfork some hay and shovel some horse manure you dopey bitch. And as for this site and it's reviews, they are far from 'Ruthless'. They are 'pansy' at the v Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
...
Some made me laugh, but many of this bands made lots of good stuff, it's not that inportant have they look. You reminds me of a funny hater guy i know, but who sadly got no life. Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
fuck you!
oh ouy want to mess whit black metal huh? well come say face to face it you fuckin craphole. oh and tell me what the fuck is children of finland you shitbrained piece of crap.there is not such a band fuckin idiot go listen to some fuckin rap/hip-hop then you now whats gay..... Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
A. A Milne
Rob had great big fuck me boots on Rob had a great big fuck me hat Rob had a great big fuck me hard on I am (growled Rob) a twat Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
GENIUS MATE
THIS IS FUCKING PISS FUNNY,CUZ THERE A BUNCH OF COCKS WHO DONT REALISE WHAT THERE DOING IS FUCKING COCKSUCKINGLY STUPID.IM A FUCKIN TRUE METAL FAN BUT IF GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO DRESS LIKE A TWAT.SO EVERY ONE CHILL CUZ THIS IS FUNNY Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Ha Ha nice one
Ha ha these guys need to watch "this is Spinal Tap". I love alot of heavy music but these guys just look ridiculous. Hopefully they don't take themselves too seriously! With all these spikes would you not worry about doing yrself some serious damage while yr playing guitar! Quick Pete Townsend style arm whirl and you scratch your entire face off... Maybe #1 just had too much to drink before getting up and needed a piss. Dani Filth obviously has eaten too much vindaloo the night before and Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
no
Fuck youuu!!!!! Fuck youuu!!!!! And about country ass whoppin: ... Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
13
It is very funny shit! But most funny is you comments!!! uhahahah... Vrangsinn’s Ass is TRUE!!! =)) Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Oh Yeah
black metal is for big gay sillies.x Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
DAMN
I am the master of all metal from Alice In Chains-Metallica and Maiden-Disturbed... I encompass all genres in metal. These guys are absolutely the worst dressed of all. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
stick your clouded frost spire into her gates of attrition
I'm a huge fan of black metal but I mean, come on! This shit's hilarious because it's true! I love black metal music but yeah you have to admit that the dress behind it all does get really cheesy. I see alot of people actually got offended at this...where's your humor? Seriously, would you go to the grocery store dressed like these black metal dudes? I would just to create a scene but not because I'm the grimmest and most necro thing that walked the earth. Unless you're 14, I really can't un Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
... still laughing
Shit, i'm still so fucking lauching. Although, that bloody ass…. FUCK!!! I’M BLIND!!!! And that poor sorry dude with the hole so his dick can breathe some air…. I love black metal, but some pictures really suck. Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
A++++++++++
I'm not sure what was funnier, the article itself, or the hilariously unintelligable feedback. Any Trve Black Metaller would be out burning churches and working to bring about the demise of christianity, not inarticulately whining on the internet like a fucking goth pussy. Unbunch your panties, grow some hair on your balls, and come back when you're done making a mockery of metal. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Lol.
As awesome as black metal is, these pics are pretty great. Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
fuck@fuck.com
fuck Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
asasdas
I fuck all metalist and satan Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
still laughing....
Your comments on the Immortal pic are definitely the funniest of the lot.... But the one of Høst's slayed me... For someone who prances around with swastikas his foreskin looks unnaturally tame.... Hmmm.... ( yeah, so I did look long enough to notice, so damn what.... ;0p) Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Accurate to the T
Accurate beyond all belief... Black metal is funny. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
funny as fuck
fukin funny as shit, people need to be able to laugh at themselves. BUT THE #3 pic... we all need to get together and skin those pieces of shit, WHAT A FUKING DISGRACE. lol icp clown looking faggits. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Metal is...
Funny as fuck! Yeah, they all look like twats. The difference between black metal bands and bands like Cradle, Dimmu, and Satyricon is that the latter have sold out to the masses. True black metal, indeed, metal in general, is about the music; and the feeling, skill and emotion behind it. And to the people ending their posts with "such and such rules", quit it; it's silly. Anyone could say "METALLICA RULES" but who cares? If you want to listen to real metal, (and I don't mean simply underproduc Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
OMFG ?!?
Omfg stfu u are a fucking gay this pic is a fucking insults to black metal is not real u make this pic cause nobody is enought moron to believe in chit that you proposes to us u need to be a fucking no life cause u fuck ur mom by the back and this is ur only glory 5 min cause no one want u u suck go die Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Brains are Required to Understand Humor
Ok, while the photos are INDEED funny, the comments and responses to them don't really get to the point of WHY they are funny. The BM guys looking silly and smiling, etc is funny because the Black Metal "scene" touts itself as "Grim", "Cold" & "Evil", and sometimes "Elite". THAT is why its funny to see their asses and balls out, or them looking silly, because it takes the piss out of what they claim to be. Saying they look "gay" or like "faggots" has nothing to do with it. ROB HALFOR Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
these photos
Ok, i'm a black metaller, and most of these picts are fucking funny. especially the school girls ( oh i meant evils). Black Metal is ashamed by those bands. True black metal rock, but these are suckass jewish metal, so we can laugh at them. (except mayhem and immortal, but we must all admit that these picts arent good) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Kikeshite.
Wtf? The first picture has nothing to do with blackmetal. Those bands are fvkin shite, only Graveland (Rob Darken) is worthy. Immortal is the biggest laugh. I would like to laugh at Mayhem, but unfortunately they are too 'true' to be laughed at. Well, I enjoy blackmetal, In fact my np is; Graveland- Blood of Christians on my Sword. Hails. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Fucker
Look u emo bastards, dude did a good job, so fuck off, cradle sux, dimmu sux, so fuck off, listen to real metal, Trash Metal fuckers. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
BM RULES! FUCK HEAVY METAL!
Fucker and all of u that mean that bm is stupid FUCK OFF! U know what is even more stupid than rap ? pop gays? HEAVY METAL! Like metallica, iron maiden, led zepp... YES THIS IS METAL BUT SUCKING METAL! THEY WANT TO BE FUNNY IN THEIR SONGS THEY THINK ONLY ABOUT SEX DRUGS AND R N ROLL. I WILL FUCK U BABBY I NEED U TONIGHT, LIKE RAP! CRADLE OF FILTH RULES BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF METAL IT IS. IMPORTANT IS THAT THIS IS NOT SUCKING HEAVY OR TRASH METAL MAYBE ITS GOTHIC. AND DIMMU BORGIR IS Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
hella funny, and i like black metal
i'm a black metal fan, and that was AMAZINGLY hilarious! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Is it even possible?
To get dressed worse than this? I think it's some of the worst pictures I have ever seen... but #5 is actually pretty sexy ;) Thank you for making me laugh. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
holy fucking shit
hilarious, just plain hilarious. i myself am a huge BM fan and musician, but we all gotta laugh at ourselves sometimes. i laugh even more at the people that whine like little bitches about it, grow the fuck up people and learn to take a damn joke or two. also, Immortal, i just love those guys, great music, cool and funny pictures, what more could you ask for? Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
#9 and #1 are the baddest pictures of all time!
So far the funniest part of this web page is the reference to Toby Keith and an ass whoopin'. All Toby Keith does is run his mouth and I've never seen someone kick ass with their mouth. I've seen guy like him get their ass kicked because of their mouth, but that's about it. As for the pictures, #1 and #9 are two of the best pictures I've ever seen. Place them in a photo album alongside some Toby Keith mullet pictures and you'd have the greatest joke book ever created. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
TO ALL THE LITTLE JUNIORS HERE
Hellinger,PM(who wrote about fucking fucked up fuckers),and "we got some fuckers over here" i'm sorry but you guys are all retarted!Guess you're all under 15 and you're still jerking off in your mother's wardrobe to right down all this crap ! There are many more assholes like you here but i was blessed to read yours first. Oh and also when did Metallica and Maiden had songs about drugs or sex you crapface?Never ! you just didn't pull out that dildo from your ass,so you have to write all this an Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Hahahahaha!
I love how people hate MTV but criticize MUSICIANS on how they look. You're just as bad as the people that listen to metal who criticize hardcore and emo for the way they look. Look and style is just an added bonus, music and substance is what matters. Oh, and there is no such thing as "bad" music, just music you don't like. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
It's not Maniac it's Atilla in the mayhem pic
I thought all your pic reviews were good and right except for the mayhem one. its not fucking maniac in the pic its atilla the wrost fucking singer in black metal and mayhem history. so next time make sure you know who the fuck your talking about before you bash an amazing singer like maniac, the best singer in mayhem since dead. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
black metal sucks!
Black metal sucks! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Random
Haha great pics :D I dont get why everybody's arguing so damn much, just laugh at it? Long live Black Metal! (so we can have a few more laughters) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
(Y)
I guess all I can say is: fucking proper LOL mate! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
dumb motherfuckers!
damn their are some ignorant fucking ppl leaving stupid fucking feedback to things that are supposed to be funny yet a lot of these dumb motherfuckers call other ppl stupid shit like crapface?oh and you narrow minded piece of dick? what the hell is that supposed to mean?!?! oh and fuck you to the ppl who think rap sux you dont know none of them you jus listen to the televised commercial rap most of them fuckers like 2pac talk about real shit about life and how hard it was for them to grow up Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Fuck You *gives you the finger*
Fucker! are you not fucking joking me !!? Mayhem, Slayer, Immortal, Dimmu Borgir and all this shit fucking rules! and kids from finnland are kewl, i want to fucking live there! And btw.. yeah cradle of filth are awesome too! The Black Metal fashion is the best!!! And if you will make joke of Rob Darken again ill fucking kill you =D ... PIRATES ARE KEWL! "The future of black metal is doomed. Wait, there is no future of black metal..." YOUR JOKING RIGHT !!!! if you will say this Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Bwahaha
These people are so absurd. It looks like they use spackle for makeup. They should perhaps lay off on the white and black a bit. It's neither scary nor intimidating when you look like a china doll harlequin. The most pathetic thing about #1? You know it's his real cock because nobody would wear a fake one that's so sad wimpy. Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
cool!!!
the one of høst looks pretty cute. tho next time he better maje sure some hot babes are in the front row, it looks more like a worm sticking out hehehe... Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
owned. BOHAB FOR LIFE!
holy shit thats alot of hate mail. SUCK SHIT!! HAH GWAR FOR LIFE! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
bullshit
disgraceful. Cradle and Borgir are two of the best friggin METAL bands, Black or not, EVER. Its a disgrace really. Useless superficial bastards. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Not so grand
I don't see why people make fun of black metal bands that are not considered even valid in black metal nothing is relevant to any purpose unless assuming that is the purpose. Personally black metal's first wave would rip anyone with unintelligible comments in half and for the most part died with the first wave. Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
énooooorme!
Je ne regrette pas d'être passé par cette page. Autant je ne vois pas ce que Dani Filth vient faire là, autant tout le reste m'a fait exploser de rire. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Deadnight Warrior
You are very stupid...These people you added on are very successful...And I think that you hate black metal and that`s a reason you wrote that shit...Screw you man... Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Rock
This review is so funny and I love the review from people, ESPECIALLY THOSE IN CAPLOCK THOSES GUYS ARE SO SERIOUS | Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Metal rules
Only people who think Warrant and Overkill etc are metal give shit to real metal like Thrash, Death and Black Metal. There are always gonna be lame photos, but pick a band you like and ill find a stupid ass picture of them. P.s Mayhem Rules !! Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Lul
This entry is hilarious, but to all who diss Cradle of Filth, jokes on you, because they're more successful and rich than you can ever be, even if they are shite. I know I'd rather be rich that TRR000 KVVVLLTTT I AM THE MOST BLAKK METAL I AM SATHANAS SERVANT FROM THE BLACK ABYSS, 666, METAL HORNZ Fags ;). Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
hrrrrrr
FUck you ! Black metal is more than music, it is a philosophyhow stupid are you! In black metal we trust Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Everyone on the list
looks like a fucking joke infact most people who look like that i wonder at what point they thought it was ok to walk out into the world looking like that its amusing that someone has now highlighted just how stupid some of these people look Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
Puddle.
I shat myself laughing at this, nice job! (Big fan of BM, too) Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Priceless
The last picture was an epic LOL. Safe man! :D Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Nice
I listen to all metal, even COF, but Dani looks like a fat Mexican kid. #9 just looks ridiculous. #8 is fat. #7: the shirtless dude looks quasi-angry and the guy on the left looks sad. #6 looks too happy. #5 is just fucking weird. #4 = homo erotic pose. #3...clowns? #2 didn't find this one bad to be honest. #1 is just damn funny. I like Demon Burger, too. Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
not that clever
for someone who has so much against black metal you seem to know enough about it to spent time creating online reviews for it. i think its too easy to make fun of people's pictures, I'd like to see any of you negative people do any better or more controversial. black metal kicks ass. Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Your A Fool
Just because some bm bands look stupid doesnt mean their music is bad, for instance look at the whole urban rap scene, wearing cloths over their heads and pants half way down their asses!!!! DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER MOTHA FUCKA! Black Metal Is Amazing! Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
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Thank you so much! The text is really sparkling. My friend and I are running regulary to the lady's room of laughter.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars