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THE OUTSIDERS

by Chester from Iowa

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In the pantheon of great Francis Ford Coppola films, The Outsiders stands firmly above the rest. The heart wrenching drama of the Northside Greasers daily oppression by the Soches, Soaces, Socs…?, the rich boys from the Southside of a small Oklahoma town launched the careers of several sassy young hotshots and provoked a national dialog, in 1983, on the critical state of affairs our young teens face in small towns in the 1960’s.

The story follows the Curtis brothers: Darry, Sodapop, and Ponyboy, characters clearly cast from the same discerning mold that sprung to life Sonny, Michael, and Fredo. Darry is the older brother, played with the chiseled authority of chemo-hunk Patrick Swayze. Bold Rob Lowe is Sodapop Curtis and Ponyboy, played by the tigerlike C. Thomas Howell is the heart of our story. The hurt and pain of wrong side of the tracks life is etched on Ponyboy’s face, and his unfortunate, big neck mole helps illustrate that these Greasers have it tuff.

Ponyboy’s best friend is Johnny, played by Ralph Macchio, and the beating heart of the story. Johnny’s face is a little damaged cause his dad beats him or something, but it’s the profound bond between Ponyboy and Johnny that is causing that lump in your... throat. What happens is that after a drive-in movie the two BFF’s are walking these fucking bitches home and they are attacked by a group of Mustang riding Socs led by Bob, played by that heir to the throne of James Dean, Leif Garrett. Bob and his gang try to drown Ponyboy in a fountain and Johnny stabs Bob hard and kills him. This sends the two young teens on a journey, helped by an older boy names Dallas Winston, played by the dark, mysterious Matt Dillon. Dallas, or Dally, is like wildfire, a dangerous and breathtaking young rider and the true heart of the story. See, he masks his pain in macho-ness. Dallas helps the two fugitives secure a hideout where they cut one another’s hair and read Gone With The Wind. Oh God!

Along the way, we meet other Greasers, randomly played by Tom Cruise, Emilio Estevez, Glenn Withrow, and did I mention Rob Lowe? Along with other young heartbreakers, they all have this rumble where it rains and shirts come flying off and--oh Jesus--there’s an esoteric beauty to it all, as the viewer feels he’s in the middle of that greasy battle.

After the fight, Dally scoops up the injured Ponyboy, like a hurt bunny, and they go to the hospital and watch as their young friend Johnny dies in their arms. Well, actually he doesn't die in their arms because he has burns covering 70% of his body but it was sad because it's obvious that some fat nurse didn't do her fucking job right and that's probably what made him die and how come Dallas got so mad.

Which leads to the end of the film, in a climax that pumps out a burst of building, unbridled tension. Dally is so shaken by his friend's death that he robs a liquor store and goes down in a hail of police bullets to cross that rainbow bridge on high. The curtain falls on this beautiful masterpiece and one can only whisper that epitaph of youth to the surviving studs, stay gold. Stay gold.

THE OUTSIDERS Review
Wherever there is a hint of gay subtext, we will be there.
by Chester from Iowa
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Posted: 4.13.08

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seriously?
Sentence fragments... Pointing out homoeroticism that either a Catholic priest would admit is overt or that is non-existent... Using shit-ass language like 'macho-ness...' I know Cale went apeshit after 300, but this sucks more balls than Ray Tango and Gabe Cash on ecstasy. Bring back Cale and his cocktalk.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
ren-dmc on 4/13/2008 @ 2:37:12
Uh....
I really hope you're kidding. Not about the gayness, but how it's better than Godfather II. The Outsiders is a poorly-written and cliche-filled novel, and the film is just as cheesy, if not more so. Believe it or not, many schools still force kids to read this shit in middle school, and I was happy as hell when I reached the final page. So, if you were kidding, alright. To anyone who insists the film or book is worthwhile, you're sadly mistaken.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Squirrel on 4/13/2008 @ 7:53:11
Jesus Christ!
What a completely worthless review. Fuck me.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
FuckOff on 4/13/2008 @ 11:19:20
Eh...
This site is utterly tacky. That's the bottom line.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
Anonymous on 4/16/2008 @ 9:26:26
losers
fuckin haters. that review was funny. enjoy it for what it is and relax.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
samson_burke on 4/18/2008 @ 12:13:27
Obviously a joke . . . .
I think the review is pretty obviously tongue in cheek. Though I've been wrong before . . . .
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Aaron Baker on 4/22/2008 @ 1:29:24
yes, but...
I think it is tongue in cheek. But its lame. Its not funny. And doesnt go anywhere. It makes Cale seem like Dante. And Cale , who I must admit used to be OK, at least had some ability to delve into subtext at its most base level. This Cunt is hopeless.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
still_kiwi on 4/23/2008 @ 3:4:46
gay@gay.gay
Careful guise! Erich will get mad and call you moron! Then he'll get Doody to eat all your food and nuke your house!!
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
gay@gay.gay on 5/2/2008 @ 2:21:38
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