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The Twilight Is His Robe


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MIKE FROM HOBART Review
The Twilight is His Robe
by Mike from Hobart
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Posted: 6.23.06

Mike from Hobart's Reviews

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BEST OF THE BEST 5.30.08
ARMY OF ONE 2.23.07
DEATH WISH V: THE FACE OF DEATH 1.31.07
DEMOLITION HIGH 1.13.07
TERMINATOR 2 7.3.06
Rants
WACKEN OPEN AIR FESTIVAL 2007 8.19.07
FUCK A TSUNAMI 1.13.07
Music
Paganfest USA @ the HOB, Hollywood 5/8/08 5.14.08
More Flippant, Drunken, and Random 2008 Metal Reviews 1.9.08
Queens of the Stone Age & Mastodon -- Live at the Nokia Theater 10/29/07 11.8.07
Flippant, Drunken, and Random 2007 Metal Reviews 10.17.07
TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS WACKEN PICS, 2007 8.21.07
TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME 6.9.07
TYPE O NEGATIVE w/ CELTIC FROST -- Live @ The Ventura Theater 4/21/07 4.24.07
DEATH BREATH -- Stinking Up The Night 3.27.07
DIMMU BORGIR -- In Sorte Diaboli 3.23.07
The County Medical Examiners--Olidous Operettas 2.13.07
DARK FORTRESS -- Séance 11.4.06
THE REAL MCKENZIES -- 10,000 SHOTS 11.4.06
SUFFOCATION (SELF TITLED) 10.22.06
MAYHEM -- DE MYSTERIIS DOM SATHANAS 10.22.06
DISSECTION -- REINKAOS 8.29.06
BLOODBATH 7.3.06
Top 8 Most Essential Black Metal Records 3.7.06
Television
AMERICAN GLADIATORS 2008 1.8.08
Interviews
LORD WORM! 1.13.07
MIKE SMITH OF SUFFOCATION 6.25.05
Wilska of Finntroll 6.13.05
Top 10s
TOP 8 MOST ESSENTIAL BLACK METAL RECORDS 1.13.07
TOP 10 WORST BLACK METAL RECORDS OF ALL TIME 1.13.07
TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME 6.27.06
THE OTHER TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME 6.27.06
Top 10 Most Ridiculous Rap/Hip-Hop Pics of All Time 5.2.05
Team
MIKE FROM HOBART 6.23.06
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USER FEEDBACK


THAT'S FUNNY
OH MAN THAT'S YOU? I KNEW IT, THE DADDY YANKEE SON JAJAJAJA, DO YOU FEEL WITH THE RIGH FOR SPEAK ABOUT OR AGAINST BLACK METAL? THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY, YOU SHOULD CREATE A TOP 10 FOR LOSER BETWEEN LOSERS AND PUT THIS PHOTO IN #1 YOU KNOW THAT YOU DESERVE THAT. DON'T FORGET, PUT A 0 STAR OPTION, YOU GOT IT? JAJAJAJA SO FUNNY
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
HELHEIM on 7/18/2006 @ 10:52:16
PFPFP
Ewww...JEW!!! you're making me sick. you look just like the other "black metal" jews out there that I killed and then shat on their faces.
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
PFPFP on 8/6/2006 @ 3:22:56
Someday, I hope that I can be like you... Only more drunk.
For the record, I have never laughed so hard as the "top 10" or "Other top 10" of Black Metal in my entire life. Granted, I first read them in '04 and '05 and it took me a year to respond because, well, I was drunk. For the record, though, no one else hits Black Metal on the head as well as you do. Stupid costumes? Definitely. Lyrics that were written by a disaffected youth that hated his parents for making him go to youth group meetings day in and day out for seven years? Check. Decided to blam
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Jedekai on 8/24/2006 @ 1:19:19
I love you
...as much as one can love an ugly, scrawny and funny as fuck American. Ignore the fat and pathethic black metal virgins posing with corpse paint and flower curtains, Finland loves you! Except that I can't find that Finntroll interview anywhere, which is bad.
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
White Cocksucker on 10/12/2006 @ 3:6:38
Mike's Liver
Also missing is the Hellhammer tribute page, which features a rather flattering picture of the man before he drank himself Cale. Mike (McGowan?)is a man who needs to write more on this site. Great stuff
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Autococker on 11/14/2006 @ 4:26:20
Good Stuff
Mike, you are on target and absolutely hilarious! Looking forward to the Top 10 Funniest Black Metal photos of 2006, if you are planning to do such a thing. The reviews are always a kick in the ass. Next best thing to getting shitfaced drunk, which I can't do any more!
Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
Cheesemeister on 12/25/2006 @ 3:22:52
Horrid....
Holy hell.. I thought your opinions sucked major ass before, but it's amazing how you continue to thrive on self embarrassment. Hail Cradle!
Rating: 1 out of 5 stars
you know who I am on 12/28/2006 @ 2:3:41
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