Category: The ABCs
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The ABC’s of Christmas
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Read more: The ABC’s of ChristmasAlcohol– Face it, whether it be the vilest Kosher Wine, Grandmas 90 proof eggnog or just the familiar handle of Jack Daniels, you cannot get through this period without it. Besides, its the biggest holiday of the year, so you can get hammered with a minimum of repercussions. Raise a glass…to Baby Jesus. Bonus–The Christmas…
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The ABC’s of Traveling -The Joys of Flying Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of Traveling -The Joys of Flying EditionAtlanta – Everyone has heard the old adage, “Even if you are traveling to Hell, you have to go through Atlanta first”. If you are flying in the Eastern part of The United States, this is an accurate assessment. Worse still is if you ever have to actually drive in Atlanta. Below is a picture…
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The ABC’s Of Thanksgiving In America
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Read more: The ABC’s Of Thanksgiving In AmericaAmerica! Most Americans are shocked and enraged when they realize that the rest of the world does not celebrate their bloated holiday. Get over it. Black Friday Back in ancient times, the day after Thanksgiving was a quiet and friendly time. Most everyone was off work or out of school, so you slept in, you…
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The ABC’s of Global Warming: Goodbye Florida Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of Global Warming: Goodbye Florida EditionAdiabatic Lapse Rate– This is basically the impact that the change in atmospheric pressure has with altitude on a parcel of air. These rates are distinguished by wet/dry and involve transfer of heat by induction. Wait! Are you kidding me? We have Saudi Clerics preaching in 2015 that the sun revolves around the earth.…
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The ABC’s of Hard Drugs
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Read more: The ABC’s of Hard DrugsYou’ve stolen cars and held pistols to heads but now you’re groveling to an abusive counselor regarding a sleeve of Fig Newtons…
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The ABC’s Of The Opioid Crisis
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The Opioid CrisisAddict In today’s world, this is a word that describes everyone who uses opiates, even those legally prescribed by a physician.
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The ABC’s Of Halloween
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Read more: The ABC’s Of HalloweenAlcohol– Like any other holiday that we Americans celebrate, Halloween is just another good excuse to get hammered. I mean, why should the kiddies have all the fun? The urchins wreck their pancreases with a sucrose overload, so why can’t you destroy your liver with ethanol? Quid Pro Quo, right? Black Cats– Halloween is rich…
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The ABC’s of Breakups
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Read more: The ABC’s of BreakupsSex Memories: The only worthwhile wreckage from a dramatic split are those moments, etched in your gray matter, of tangled limbs, colliding…
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The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s of the Old Testament: Answers in Genocides EditionAdam The first human, the father of all mankind, created by God out of dirt. Of course, for the human race, the pain begins early as The Creator did not just magically create Eve out of more dirt, no, he chooses to yank a rib out of Adam (Genesis 2:19), with no anesthesia, which was…
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The ABC’s Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses Edition
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Read more: The ABC’s Of The Old Testament Part II: It’s In The Verses EditionThere is simply too much content in the Old Testament for one ABCs. Therefore, the honest and respectful analysis of the most violent and unhinged Testament of the Bible must continue. I will concentrate on other characters, artifacts and scripture, as well as some of the weirdest books of the Old Testament Ark Of The…