Author: Kevin
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Heart Eyes (2025)
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Read more: Heart Eyes (2025)Heart Eyes is one of the dumbest movies I’ve seen in a long time. But it’s intentionally dumb, and I can respect that. It’s the kind of movie I would watch again, but only after at least three drinks.
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You’re Cordially Invited
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Read more: You’re Cordially InvitedRSVP me for Zero I am not a fan of cringe comedy. On the other hand, I’m really, really not a fan of cringe comedy. Everybody has their own tastes, but mine do not include long-drawn-out jokes or watching people getting crapped on for two hours while not pushing back. You’re Cordially Invited isn’t fully…
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“My Year in Movies – 2024 Edition” – Trending down.
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Read more: “My Year in Movies – 2024 Edition” – Trending down.A favorite pastime of film industry journalists is predicting the demise of cinema. I’ve written several times about how much hooey that was all the way back in 2013, again in 2017, and again in 2019.
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Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)
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Read more: Mufasa: The Lion King (2024)As the year draws to a close, we’re left with the annual end of year fireworks in the form of Christmas movie releases. One last splurge of films to goose box office receipts before the calendar flips over to the graveyard of films that is January.
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“Kraven the Hunter”
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Read more: “Kraven the Hunter”It was less than two months ago when, in my review of Venom: The Last Dance, I advised the folks at Sony to keep their celebratory Sony Spider-Man Universe (SSU) champagne on ice.
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Nosferatu (2024)
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Read more: Nosferatu (2024)For me to doze off during a movie in a theater, I usually have to be exhausted, or the movie has to be incredibly boring or uninteresting. While I didn’t fall completely asleep during Nosferatu, I threatened it many times.
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Moana 2 (2024)
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Read more: Moana 2 (2024)Swimming in circles. Ask for your money back, but only the dollars of your kid’s ticket back. What can I say except “You’re welcome”?
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Wicked: Part One (2024)
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Read more: Wicked: Part One (2024)I’m not a big fan of origin stories featuring villains. They always start out with the villain being good and, later, either being misunderstood – as Maleficent is in Maleficent, or completely unconvincing in their turn towards evil
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Red One (2024)
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Read more: Red One (2024)Do you know what I expect out of a Dwayne Johnson led film? Very little. Do you know what I expect out of a Dwayne Johnson performance? Punching and scowling.
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Conclave (2024)
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Read more: Conclave (2024)When I was a kid, my understanding of how the Catholic Church chose a new pope was they lit a fire for each cardinal and the color of the smoke determined if that guy was the next pope.